FUNGI THE DOLPHIN FINGERED IN SEXUAL ASSAULT CLAIMS
“Ever since Fungi first appeared in Dingle Bay, and people started to go out to meet him, there have been many stories about his… peccadilloes, shall we say. Rumours about his busy bottlenose and how he likes to investigate various nooks and crannies have been floating around for years, but until now the Dingle Tourist Board have been very successful in keeping these stories under wraps.”
“This matter has also sparked outrage amongst feminists, including writer and critic Pearl Caligula, who says that “to describe an act of rape as a sign of intelligence is disgusting, even if it is in the animal kingdom. This male chauvinist sea-pig Fungi has proved they are only too willing to take advantage of human women as well. And as we all know, female animals have even less rights than human females. We say this is something that needs to be addressed… like right now!””
Breeze

Aunt Nancy



shot….last fall and winter?
The Red Room


Kind of obsessed with this miniature canister that depicts the red room from Twin Peaks. Found on etsy.
Rainbow Cupcakes



This is essentially what killing Lisa Frank and baking her would look like.

She tastes delicious!
Photo Dump, March & April 2011

Daffodils from Trader Joes.

New bed /// Cat chilling in my underwear drawer. Now I have to use a lint roller on my thongs.

Panty sniffer.



Egg dying. Hard boiled eggs for breakfast all week!


Surprise flowers from a friend!
xoxo





